Welcome one and all!

Zombies rule. Period. No, wait, let me rephrase that. Zombies rule. Exclamation point. Now multiply the awesomeness you've ingested from that statement by ten. So you come out with something like this:

ZOMBIES RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now drench that statement in human blood, remove one of it's eyes, stab it thrice, and beat it repeatedly so that it shambles around moaning and lusting for warm flesh. And there you go. That's what it's all about.

As an avid Gourmand of the Gorey and practicing Zombologist I feel it is my duty to inform the world, digitally, of all things relevant to and derived from the walking dead. I will:

• Review all things zombie related, such as films, books, and video games.
• Rank various historical landmarks and common locations for zombie survivability.
• Give vital information on how to survive the inevitable zompocalypse.
• Smart off. Constantly.

Since I have no life, I expect this site to be updated regularly. Feel free to e-mail me at prankattack@aol.com

Now run. Run before it's too late.